did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?