He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.