I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Holy sore nipples Batman
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.