Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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