Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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