We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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