"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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