How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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