PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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