Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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