Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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