I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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