Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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