Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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