She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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