I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I'm really busy with my period
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