no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
My vagina is very pro this idea
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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