So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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