so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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