Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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