is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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