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(515): View more from Iowa

pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome

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(317): View more from Indiana

All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...

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(650): View more from California

you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"

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(407): View more from Florida

i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.

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(619): View more from California

I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...

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(406): View more from Montana

WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN

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