I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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