Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
