just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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