His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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