Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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