Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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