Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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