i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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