I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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