im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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