She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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