I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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