we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
