is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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