In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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