Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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