Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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