he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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