And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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