he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
