You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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