party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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