Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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