you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
