Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
time to smoke my breakfast
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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