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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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