If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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