He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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