Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
