I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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