there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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