If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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