let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
