is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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