Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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