hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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