Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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